Craig's On The Road To Nowhere.

Property Step Ladder

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:06:00 GMT

Oh yes sir!!! I am a property developer now. Copy and paste on the link below to see how's it's done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca_TsdJTOqk

I'm Back!!!!

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:36:00 GMT

I'm Back!!!
Sometime next week I hope to be adding a video to this site.
I dunno, it's like the busses innit. I don't mean you wait ages and then 2 come along at once, I mean I'm big and red. That'll teach me to be a fat bastard that bakes in the sun.

This is for Antony (Dayshaddow)

Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:59:00 GMT

This isn't a new show. Just using this site to send a friend a podcast.
Antony, either right click the link below and "save as" or left click to listen via live feed. Cheers mate.

Craig's On The Road To Nowhere, Episode 20, Xmas Special, Season 2

Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:20:00 GMT

This is a big big big show. How big? Well so big that it makes something very big look not so big. So, imagine something very big and then compare it to this big show and your big thing isn't as big. In other words...IT'S BIG!

Actually it's not that big come to think of it but fairly big.

Some other shows you have to check out...

The great Basil Bottler show at:- http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/
Watko's show at:- http://watkinsian.libsyn.com/
Iain Lee's Shindiggery at:- http://www.iainlee.libsyn.com/

Happy Christmas everyone.

The mini show no one's been waiting for.

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:11:00 GMT

This is the tremor before the erruption.
The rain drop before the shower.
The starter before the main course.
The spark before the fire.
The fart before the shit.
I think you get what I am trying to say so let's leave it there.

Time travel is a piece of cake. And look how hard cakes are to make. My mum's were shit!

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:21:00 GMT

I was going to display a picture of a butt plug. That picture would have taken me back to the time I was in bangkok. That isn't really time travel though is it? So here is another picture instead.
Hope you enjoy my latest offering as much as I enjoyed having sex last night......although I doubt it. At least this lasts a hell of a lot longer!

Are we back? I dunno!

Sat, 2 Aug 2008 07:54:00 GMT

Who knows when it will rain.
Who knows when it will snow.
Who knows when a bogey is ripe to pick.

What I am trying to say is, I will make podcasts when I can.

Star Trek........Fantastic or Shite?

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:07:00 GMT

The last thing I want to do is spoil Star Trek The Next Generation for you, but thatâs exactly what I am about to do. Wake up and smell the toilet after Iâve just done a number 2!

Are you there Basil?

Thu, 5 Jun 2008 20:50:00 GMT

The idea was to try to contact Basil Bottler if he had passed over to the other side. Honestly, that was the idea.

On The Road To Australia Part II

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:26:00 GMT

Welcome to episode 15.

Will we stay in Australia? Are we coming home? If we stay, will this be the last podcast? Tune in and fine out what........oh let's be honest here, who gives a flying fuck!!

Go Listen to Basil Bottler, WATKO and Katia!!

On The Road To Australia Part I

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:08:00 GMT

Episode 13 Crash 'n burn

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:18:00 GMT

I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again....well it will be in 2-4 weeks time actually. Flying is the safest mode of transport, we all know that. However I just know I am gonna crash and burn. Goodbye world.

It's another one innit!

Sat, 1 Mar 2008 21:11:00 GMT

Just as worshipers laid offerings for their gods, I lay my podcast before you. Well thatâs not strictly true I say, hereâs my podcast, listen to it if you like. My face bovered?

OK, pleeeaaase listen to it I beg of you.

Also check out WATKO, Basil Bottler and Shindiggery. All at Libsyn.com. Plus http://www.myspace.com/ouftigrave

And why is this writting so big dammit. It makes me wanna bite my face off and shove it up my arse.....and that ain't funny!

It's that time again innit! Now on iTunes!!

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 10:24:00 GMT

Here is the ingredients for today's show:-

1/2 LB of filler

1 Teaspoon of comedy

1 Fl Oz of entertainment

A Pinch of fun

1 Ton of crap

Mix well, bake until burnt then discard and get back to watching Home & Away.

Recipe also on Ceefax page 108

Also try:-

http://iainlee.libsyn.com - Shindiggery

http://watkinsian.libsyn.com - WTHGOH

http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/ - The Basil Bottler show

http://watkopodcast.forumakers.com - WTHGOH forum

http://www.myspace.com/ouftigrave - Katia's 50 ft horror show

10 episodes in and we are still going....er.....well still going.

Fri, 1 Feb 2008 21:40:00 GMT

They said I'd never make it to episode 10...well my wife said that actually.

What's going on in the Basil Bottler trial, is there a war time diary, what do I question, what is the meaning of life and why are my balls so itchy? Some of these questions will be answered here, some won't.

Once you have heard this podcast head over to:-

http://watkopodcast.forumakers.com for a wicked forum.

http://watkinsian.libsyn.com/ for probably the best podcasts in the world.

And finally http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/ I love this guy but not sexually!

This is a test, just ignore it. Although you may miss something.

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 20:30:00 GMT

Let's hope this works. It's just a test for Itunes but you may want to listen.

Same shit, different podcast innit.

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:39:00 GMT

Hi and welcome one and all.

Well on this podcast I have changed a few things. Some things that were in previous podcasts are still in this podcast, some things that were in previous podcasts aren't in this podcast. Some things that weren't in previous podcasts are in this podcast and some things that weren't in previous podcasts aren't in this podcast either. What's changed I hear you say......fucking listen to it you here me say.

Happy New Year....to Me, Myself and I

Mon, 7 Jan 2008 20:40:00 GMT

This may be my last podcast, or maybe not. Uncertainty makes life so exciting innit!

Merry Christmas to you all......well, those who listen to my podcasts innit!

Sun, 23 Dec 2007 10:12:00 GMT

32 mins 58 seconds of blood, sweat and tears. That's not what it took to make this podcast, that's what you'll suffer by listening to it!

I hope the wait was worth it as I give you the last podcast of 2007...probably.

A very Merry Christmas to you all.

Hope to see you in 2008.

PS. Watko is BACK BACK BACK at http://watkinsian.libsyn.com/

Sweet home Alabama!!!

IMPORTANT NEWS....if you give a shit!

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 15:30:00 GMT

Spare a thought for those less fortunate

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 15:24:00 GMT

It's a sad story, have a hanky at the ready and then laugh please do.

I have a new producer......God help us all

Fri, 7 Dec 2007 21:17:00 GMT

Here is a pic of my wife editing this show bless her. I know...looks like she hasn't a fucking clue what she's doing but, let's just see aye?

Can I fix it....Yes I probably can

Sun, 2 Dec 2007 14:46:00 GMT

Hi everyone. Well I am sorry for the delay in shoving out another shit podcast but the storm did more structural damage to my studio than I thought. Should be up and running in the next day or so. In the mean time, head over to these 2 sites :-

http://iainlee.libsyn.com

http://watkinsian.libsyn.com/

and

http://basilbottler.libsyn.com

The first site needs very little introduction. Iain Lee is the master of podcasts and inspired me to do mine. Great guy, great site...thank you.

The second site is quality and professional through and through. You'd be crazy to miss it, it's my favourite site. I get the shakes inbetween podcasts.

The third site is also a good laugh. I mean this in a good way but it's so rediculous I love it. I hope both these sites run for a very long time.

Happy listening!!

Open to the elements

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:01:00 GMT

This week I am in my new recording studio. Cool? Maybe not!

I explain in great depth the naming of my show, "On The Road To Nowhere."

A mystery guest auditions for the show......oh, just bloody listen to it damn you!

My Tribute To Iain Lee

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 21:02:00 GMT

I hope you enjoy this tribute.

Black Friday

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 20:29:00 GMT

2-11-07 A.K.A. black Friday. Iain Lee leaves LBC (Load of Bastard Cunts).

Please go to :- http://watkinsian.libsyn.com/ to hear their interview with Mr Lee.

Tribute podcast to follow in a week or 2.

WE ARE 30 !!!!!

Thu, 8 Nov 2007 19:40:00 GMT

YESSSSSSSS I had 30 downloads for the last podcast. That's about 30 more than I thought. Celebrate good times...COME ON!!! Let's have a celebration....etc etc. Many thanks to you poor souls.

FINGERS CROSSED

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 19:26:00 GMT