This is the tremor before the erruption.
The rain drop before the shower.
The starter before the main course.
The spark before the fire.
The fart before the shit.
I think you get what I am trying to say so let's leave it there.

I was going to display a picture of a butt plug. That picture would have taken me back to the time I was in bangkok. That isn't really time travel though is it? So here is another picture instead.
Hope you enjoy my latest offering as much as I enjoyed having sex last night......although I doubt it. At least this lasts a hell of a lot longer!

Who knows when it will rain.
Who knows when it will snow.
Who knows when a bogey is ripe to pick.

What I am trying to say is, I will make podcasts when I can.

The last thing I want to do is spoil Star Trek The Next Generation for you, but that’s exactly what I am about to do. Wake up and smell the toilet after I’ve just done a number 2!

 

 

 

 

 

 

The idea was to try to contact Basil Bottler if he had passed over to the other side. Honestly, that was the idea.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Welcome to episode 15.

Will we stay in Australia? Are we coming home? If we stay, will this be the last podcast? Tune in and fine out what........oh let's be honest here, who gives a flying fuck!!

 

Go Listen to Basil Bottler, WATKO and Katia!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again....well it will be in 2-4 weeks time actually. Flying is the safest mode of transport, we all know that. However I just know I am gonna crash and burn. Goodbye world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just as worshipers laid offerings for their gods, I lay my podcast before you. Well that’s not strictly true I say, here’s my podcast, listen to it if you like. My face bovered?

 

 

 

 

 

OK, pleeeaaase listen to it I beg of you.

Also check out WATKO, Basil Bottler and Shindiggery. All at Libsyn.com. Plus http://www.myspace.com/ouftigrave

And why is this writting so big dammit. It makes me wanna bite my face off and shove it up my arse.....and that ain't funny!

Here is the ingredients for today's show:-

1/2 LB of filler

1 Teaspoon of comedy

1 Fl Oz of entertainment

A Pinch of fun

1 Ton of crap

Mix well, bake until burnt then discard and get back to watching Home & Away.

Recipe also on Ceefax page 108

 

Also try:-

http://iainlee.libsyn.com - Shindiggery

http://watkinsian.libsyn.com - WTHGOH

http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/ - The Basil Bottler show

http://watkopodcast.forumakers.com - WTHGOH forum

http://www.myspace.com/ouftigrave - Katia's 50 ft horror show

They said I'd never make it to episode 10...well my wife said that actually.

What's going on in the Basil Bottler trial, is there a war time diary, what do I question, what is the meaning of life and why are my balls so itchy? Some of these questions will be answered here, some won't.

Once you have heard this podcast head over to:-

 

http://watkopodcast.forumakers.com for a wicked forum.

http://watkinsian.libsyn.com/ for probably the best podcasts in the world.

And finally  http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/ I love this guy but not sexually!

Let's hope this works. It's just a test for Itunes but you may want to listen.

 

 

 

 

 

Hi and welcome one and all.

 Well on this podcast I have changed a few things. Some things that were in previous podcasts are still in this podcast, some things that were in previous podcasts aren't in this podcast. Some things that weren't in previous podcasts are in this podcast and some things that weren't in previous podcasts aren't in this podcast either. What's changed I hear you say......fucking listen to it you here me say.

 

This may be my last podcast, or maybe not. Uncertainty makes life so exciting innit!

 

 

 

32 mins 58 seconds of blood, sweat and tears. That's not what it took to make this podcast, that's what you'll suffer by listening to it!

I hope the wait was worth it as I give you the last podcast of 2007...probably.

A very Merry Christmas to you all.

Hope to see you in 2008.

PS. Watko is BACK BACK BACK at http://watkinsian.libsyn.com/

Sweet home Alabama!!!

It's a sad story, have a hanky at the ready and then laugh please do.

 

 

 

 

 

Here is a pic of my wife editing this show bless her. I know...looks like she hasn't a fucking clue what she's doing but, let's just see aye?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hi everyone. Well I am sorry for the delay in shoving out another shit podcast but the storm did more structural damage to my studio than I thought. Should be up and running in the next day or so. In the mean time, head over to these 2 sites :-

 

http://iainlee.libsyn.com 

 

http://watkinsian.libsyn.com/

and

http://basilbottler.libsyn.com

The first site needs very little introduction. Iain Lee is the master of podcasts and inspired me to do mine. Great guy, great site...thank you.

The second site is quality and professional through and through. You'd be crazy to miss it, it's my favourite site. I get the shakes inbetween podcasts.

The third site is also a good laugh. I mean this in a good way but it's so rediculous I love it. I hope both these sites run for a very long time.

 

Happy listening!!