Craig's On The Road To Nowhere.
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I was honoured when "Edgy Podcast Reviews" wanted to review my shows. How nice to have proper critics give their opinions to my show's quality and content. You can find it here
http://www.imaginatepro.com/thatpodcastshow/web-sites/edgy-podcast-reviews-74-craigs-on-the-road-to-nowhere-banzai-beat-cat-crave/

Having listened to what they have to say, I think to myself...... what the fuck do they know!!

For a start they say,

"Craig’s On The Road To Nowhere is a mash-up of skits, reviews, and other quirky events. Host Craig Williams is at times joined by friends whose purpose is not readily evident. Regular segments include Bland Designs, Craig Questions Things, and our favorite, War Time Diaries. Craig has moments of genuine humor, but listeners should know it is dry humor. We liked the back ground sound effects and the intro. The sound quality is dubious in nature with some episodes having horrid quality while others have a crisp and clean sound. Finally, the show’s release schedule of new content has progressively grown worse. The drop-off in consistency became very noticeable around April 2008. If you don’t mind waiting patiently for a dry comedy show, this one’s for you."

Wankers!!

Look at the pic of Jana. I'd give her one. What a darlin' Will have to use my English accent on her innit.
Direct download: review.mp3
Category: general -- posted at: 11:28 AM
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Oh yes sir!!! I am a property developer now. Copy and paste on the link below to see how's it's done.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca_TsdJTOqk
Direct download: youtube.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:06 AM
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I'm Back!!!
Sometime next week I hope to be adding a video to this site.
I dunno, it's like the busses innit. I don't mean you wait ages and then 2 come along at once, I mean I'm big and red. That'll teach me to be a fat bastard that bakes in the sun.







Direct download: Episode_21.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 5:36 PM
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This isn't a new show. Just using this site to send a friend a podcast.
Antony, either right click the link below and "save as" or left click to listen via live feed. Cheers mate.
Direct download: Iain_Lee_-_Contradictions_-_15_Jun_07.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:59 PM
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This is a big big big show. How big? Well so big that it makes something very big look not so big. So, imagine something very big and then compare it to this big show and your big thing isn't as big. In other words...IT'S BIG!

Actually it's not that big come to think of it but fairly big.


Some other shows you have to check out...

The great Basil Bottler show at:- http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/
Watko's show at:- http://watkinsian.libsyn.com/
Iain Lee's Shindiggery at:- http://www.iainlee.libsyn.com/



Happy Christmas everyone.





Direct download: take_2.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:20 AM
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This is the tremor before the erruption.
The rain drop before the shower.
The starter before the main course.
The spark before the fire.
The fart before the shit.
I think you get what I am trying to say so let's leave it there.







Direct download: Episode_19b.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 4:11 PM
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I was going to display a picture of a butt plug. That picture would have taken me back to the time I was in bangkok. That isn't really time travel though is it? So here is another picture instead.
Hope you enjoy my latest offering as much as I enjoyed having sex last night......although I doubt it. At least this lasts a hell of a lot longer!





Direct download: Episode_19.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:21 PM
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Who knows when it will rain.
Who knows when it will snow.
Who knows when a bogey is ripe to pick.

What I am trying to say is, I will make podcasts when I can.





















Direct download: Episode_18.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 3:54 AM
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The last thing I want to do is spoil Star Trek The Next Generation for you, but that’s exactly what I am about to do. Wake up and smell the toilet after I’ve just done a number 2!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Direct download: STNG.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:07 PM
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The idea was to try to contact Basil Bottler if he had passed over to the other side. Honestly, that was the idea.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Direct download: Episode_16.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 4:50 PM
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